Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka (/ˈwɤdtæs/ /sɨr/ [sudden; abrupt] [maximum]) is a subtropical Town located in Dizijodez̄u Zone, Yăvajĭkǐkh District, within the Federation of Alveria.

The name Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka is derived from the Constructi language, as Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka was founded by Bk-51o 'Jenny' Shêye, who was culturaly Constructi.

Climate

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a yearly average temperature of 24°C (75°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 29°C (84°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 20°C (68°F). Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka receives an average of 216 cm/y (85 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the fall. Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 4736 m (15538 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka was founded durring the early 17th century in late summer of the year 1616, by Bk-51o 'Jenny' Shêye. The establishment of Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Bk-51o 'Jenny' Shêye electing to pay people to resettle in Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka was built using the conventions of Constructi durring the early 17th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka is is constructed arround a series of premissive baked earthen mainstreets which form overlapping circles, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to eachother at varrious points. The town is the proud owner of a properly designed set of renforced walls made from mighty querried stone blocks. Their construction and material choices would make a dwarf weap with joy, for each and every part of the elaborate fortifications are purly functional and robust well byond reason. Even nonexperts can tell the walls are an excelent defencive structure. Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's exceptionaly well made fortifications are suffering from significent damage, so much so that examples can be pointed to no matter which section one might have within their line of site, and most of which render sections inoperable at present.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has the unmistakable air of a town on its last legs. Everything is a bit slipshod and ramshackle. Everyone is at work, or drinking. No one has anything in their eyes other than fear and despair. Whatever industry once fueled Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka ’s existence has dried up and the town is drifting down the stream of history as it dries up. Even with that as it is, everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or much of both. The town should be gone, not dying. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring just long enough for it to be uncomfortable.

Civic Infrastructure

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's parks.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's natural decorations nor waterways.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

While Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka has a public leader, the real authority is hidden from outsiders. This ruler may draw their authority from rationales unacceptable to outsiders, they may have cowed the public authority into obedience, or they may have a mutually beneficial private arrangement with the official ruler.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its functional shapes, abstract shapes used sparingly for decor, simple color schemes, holistic design, and basic industrial materials. Its simple designs were created to be beautiful, functional, and mass-producible. The style used little to no embellishment or ornamentation, instead drawing attention to the streamlined design, such as flat roofs to create a simple, geometric look. The simplicity masks the style's nearly sinister functionality, as every last feature is designed to guide the people living in the building in how to make the most efficient use of the structure.

Due to the actions of local Kami, autumn is long in Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka.

The Boggard near Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka are known to be more aggressive than normal.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves consuming a local toxin to channel Conjuration energies of tier 1 via moments of science.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka Census Data: Year 2000

412 of Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 25 work in Agriculture
• 90 work as Craftsmen
• 32 work as Merchants
• 67 work as Service Workers
• 40 work as General Laborers
• 14 work as Skilled Laborers
• 60 work as Civil Servants
• 41 work in Cottage Industries
• 21 work as Artists
• 22 work in Produce Industries

848 of Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 66 (5%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

The roads leading into Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka possess a great number of switchbacks. While designed for defense, they mostly wind up pissing everyone trying to take goods to town right the hell off.

POI

History

The the a crop of Conjuration, an a crop imbued with potent amounts of Conjuration energies was created near Ss-26b Sìr Birěkhka by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.

History